i need milk, bread, and lube

I am trying to find somewhere to jerk off.  After a few settings, I end up in a convenience store. I’m in one the isles close to the register trying my best.   The patrons do not seem phased by what I’m doing, and I am only slowly realizing that this is not socially acceptable. No matter what I do, I can’t finish.  The store keeps getting more crowded.

I wake up with Mumford and Sons "Timshel" in my head, specifically one simple and beautiful lyric:
"You are not alone in this"