In a department store, I am looking for the perfect outfit to wear to my family's Easter celebration. I come across the most beautiful purple prom dress and decide this is exactly what I need. Cut to Easter Sunday. I put on my purple prom dress and am delighted about how it looks and feels. It's strapless, so I have to wear pasties (stick-on bra) under it. The dress keeps slipping down. After a while, I notice that the rest of my family is not, in fact, donning formal wear. Even my sister, who usually gussies-up is wearing jeans. I suddenly become painfully aware that I have made the WRONG fashion choice for this occasion of ham and grandmothers. I am totally distraught. How could I have been so stupid? What the hell am I going to do with this dress now? What am I going to wear instead?
My entire family is dressed and ready and waiting for me. I don't know what to do. All I know is that I'm still wearing this fucking pasties.
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